The Darnest and Bladest of things ppl can say

Hey.......its bin sumtime since i posted coz im basically a very boring person. Sry
Newayz...........I do have a post for all of u out der
Read on............

The "bladest" jokes.....

During the Chennai Open, as Bjorn Phau was playing.....
Sriram: Hey Anirudh! I know u are eating "Pav" Bhaji coz Bjorn "Phau" is playing.

During class....
Vishak:Dei, Ill tell you a joke, Every Tom, Dick and Harry is named Smith.

My english teacher,
I have two daughters. Both are Gurlz. Muahahahaha.......

Arun: What is the opposite of area??
Yerungiya!!!(tamil-Ye-Rungu-ya)

If u guyz actually laughed plzz psot a comment. If u didn`t,ummm.....newayz jus say sumtin...nice!