Back again!!!

Heyy...its been quite sometime since i posted...Well my trip to Bombay was all really good, had good fun actually...Right royal treatment over there :D Its May 30th already...i cant believe the hols are coming to an end...really..i can still very clearly recollect the last day of school...ha with my teacher talking to my mom and all...Ha things have been quite fun actually...Ive been allowed to go anywhere out of the house and come back whenever i want!! So yeah u sing that to my advantage, yea ive been having quite good fun but yeah missing my theatre times too...

Im not allowed to act in the forthcoming Landing Stage productoin Aladdin(which is on July 17th-19th btw) coz i dont know why...its just probably 10th and i guess i cant do both my music and theatre...so yea was whining bout dat for a lotta time...only consolation now is the sports coming on TV..India are back into their normal form, French Open on TV and Alonso winnig Grand Prixs...

Haaa...i got new speakers for my computer:D have definitley been using them...So much that i by mistake woke up my parents one night cause i was playing music in the night(which i didnt intend on doing) which convinced my dad that i was drunk so he like saw to it I went to bed :D I love bragging bout these speakers...they are new AltecLanzing with sub-woofer :D Well Kadhal Quadrilateral-II will come up soon on my blog dont worry...its just having some technical hitches :D Lately Ive been listening to like James Blunt, The Who, Yanni, Sean Paul :D, Oasis and Fort Minor...

Well i think its time i go...so until next time, byeee

p.s.The expressions show...i think i missed wrtiting bout that. It was just outtttt of the world...Keith on bass, Arun Kumar with percussions, Shyam on keyboards and of course Ganesh-Kumaresh...it was goood fun...and Fanaa...quite a sucky movie, My verdic 5/10. Boringg movie...which has an even suckier ending...its probably Aamir Khan`s style to like.................. in the end :D okay im not revealing too much of the story:D

p.p.s IF ANYONE IS INTERESTED IN DOING MY HOLIDAY HOMEWORK...PLZ PLZZ LEAVE A COMMENT!!BIEEEEEE

Funny court stuff

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.

Q: Are you sexually active?
A: No, I just lie there.
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Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July 15.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
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Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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Q: This condition you have... does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget? Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?_____________________________________

Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.
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Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.
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Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo or the occult?
A: We both do.
Q: Voodoo?
A: We do.
Q: You do?
A: Yes, voodoo.
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Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
A: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?_____________________________________

Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?______________________________________

Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that time?
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Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?
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Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A:! By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?______________________________________

Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female?
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Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
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Q: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
A: Oral.
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Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.
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Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
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Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?!
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.