Yen ishtam, Yen kashtam

Heyy again...I dont quite believe it, its bin alomost three months since i posted. Did not have my internet connection working for a lotta time but even if i did, didnt have the time ;-) Lotsa things have changed since the last time i posted- I cut my hair(a terrible one which has forced me to wear my cap always), my bedspread, my friends...basically a lotta things.

Its been a lot of good fun these holidays but tis coming to an end tomorrow but thats okay cause Im sure ive had enuf fun. School trip to Mysore-Belur-Halebidu-Ramnagar... I ended up having awesome fun through the trip...even in the most boring of zoos and temples. It was a 5 day trip and time passed so quickly that it was over before u knew it...luckily we didnt have teachers who`d say" Please maintain silence" or "go to your beds" which was quite surprising and me as ususal didnt end up doing all the activities entirely:D but was a whole lotta fun newayz...and things changed; people changed; people thought other ppl changed; the cryings; the laughings; the lovings also happened. ;-))

Rahul, Ananya(in grey), Me(acting like the stud and with the cap to hide my haircut:D), Kamakshi, Dhivya, Yasvee and Aparna

The worst thing that has changed is the end of the Rockstar season(might be a late update but anyways...) Lukas Rossii?!?!?!?! Who the hell voted for him???what kinda conspiracy is this??He was the worst of the lot...I wanted Magni to win...even Dilana was okayy but not Lukas, his only decent performance was Living on a prayer-Bon Jovi but its just a sad end to an amazing season...

I guess its time I go and have my breakfast...will post again very soon...till then

P.S.Lagey Raho was awesome and i actually understood a hindi movie entirely without anyone translating it for me!!

P.P.S. Brad Pitt and Jolie are gonna be in Pune from October8th for about two months while shooting for their movie...i wanna goo!!!

P.P.P.S the heading of this post has no sorta relevance, just the "latest" punch dialogue...and plzz go watch Jillunu Oru Kadhal.. it did NOT NOT suck...atleast for Surya and AR Rahman.

Things you just dont see everyday...

Kadhal Quadrilateral-II

For all those who havent read Kadhal Quadrilateral Part-I, click HERE

The next day, Gopi suddenly woke up and realised something. He was a genius!!! It was May 23rd!!! Kuppu`s birthday!!! His excitement was something that couldn't be described. He thought of what to get her. Some thing that she loved. Something small but lets say, "naice". Quite simultaneously, Venky was also sitting in his bed, thinking about the rest of the day…he had promisied to take his “gal” Tirupu to Kuppu`s house because both were quite anxious to see each other. So that morning, Gopi rushed as quickly as he could to Kuppu`s house and said, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY KUPPU!!!" And gave her a small box wrapped up neatly. Kuppu opened it in complete shock and surprise and found the most beautiful necklace she had ever seen! And then, while she was still in shock, he leaned upto her and kissed her, all this right when Venky walked in with Tirupu.(well lets call her Tipu from now). Anger and jealousy boiled in Venky`s blood and he clenched Tirupu`s hand harder. Obviously Tirupu became upset and started making Venky realise that he really was jealous of Gopi. So Venky, just went and gave Kuppu what he got her and just left. Venky was going through a lot of things now. Tirupu was the only one he could talk to but she just hated it whenever Venky spoke aoubt Kuppu only. But Venky still wanted to try. So he decided to call Tipu, but was in vain. He only got a ‘ur such an asshole’ from her cousin. But Venky was still desperate. Inside, he actually liked Tirupu but he just didn’t understand. All his feelings now were just for Kuppu. He dreamed of her, the water he drank he felt was because of Kuppu. He saw her in everything he did, but still…. he could not tell Kuppu how much he loved her and you know why, because he had a girlfriend and because Kuppu cared more for Gopi than she did for Venky…but what really was going on in Kuppu`s mind no one knew.

Just to make things worse for Venky, Tirupu stopped talking to him. She would purposely avoid him. Everywhere. She would go and stand with her “girly” group (which Venky didn’t like obviously) so that Venky woudnt come near. This really broke Venky`s heart. And even when she actually spoke to him, she would call him things, which Venky obviously didn’t enjoy. Maybe Venky was the moody guy, but Tirupu would never understand. Venky went into depression. Wine. Smoking. Drugs. Hookah. Everything. And then he decided that it was quite a waste of living when he wasn’t wanted by anybody. His best friend would not talk to him anymore, Kuppu was busier spending time with Gopi than him and Tirupu was just plain ignoring him and it really hurt him when she said ‘Venky, you don’t love me’. Really. But how would he tell her all this??How would he tell Tirupu how much he loved her? Well, Venky was obviously confused so he decided what to do. He was quite a Tamil serial buff so you might have guessed. He decided to kill himself.

But. But. But. He never realised how good a friend Kuppu was. Well just keep that in mind. So Venky wrote a note and all for Tipu. He told her that he was just confused and how much he actually was in love with her, even if he didn’t always say things like I love you honey or call her sweetheart of pumpkin, he really did love her. He couldn’t be a hot stud or beat up all the people she wanted to( not that she WANTED him to beat anyone up), but he was still a chamattu boy:D He just wanted Tirupu to know that he loved her, really really loved her. Yeah, like all lover fools, he wrote suff like I`ll take a bullet for you and stuff, but lets not make Venky look too much like a loser. Venky wanted to talk to Tipu one last time before he actually died. So he calls Tirupu and decides to tell her what he is ggoing to do but Tirupu who initially refused to talk to him didn’t believe what Venky was saying. But as he was talking to Tirupu, someone came from the back and hit Venky`s head with something heavy and he just fell to the floor, and was lying there unconscious.

It was only after a few hours that the news got to Tipu. Tipu just cried out in shock and realised how big a mistake she had done. She understood only too late how much Venly loved her and that she was quite not understanding. She cried and cried and cried. She ran to Venky`s place and cried for him to come back and told him that she would definitely forgive him. Well, ofcourse, by the power of love, Venky obviously regained consciouness and was just listening to what Tipu was saying. And just when Tipu was going to leave, she heard a whisper. "I love you too". She turned back and screamed and realised that Venky was still alive and wasn’t dead. Well, the hyper girl that she is, she almost killed Venky only and then all looowings happened on the spot. But the mystrey still wasn’t solved…. who had hit Venky and tried to kill him???

Then comes out from the dark, Kuppu with Gopi, and tells the lovebirds that it was Kuppu who hit Venky cause she knew that both of them loved each other and unless something like this happened, ‘Moody’Tipu would never realise and forgive Venky. And only then did Tipu realise that Kuppu was actually a nice girl and not the snob she thought she was and like all stories, all things end well…but Venky really wanted to say something, no matter how many Kuppus or Badhus or girls there are in his life, he would always love his Tiripu…and they will move on in life, and like all other made-for-each-other couples, live happily ever after.

Disclaimer: All characters are purely fictious and any resemblance to any real life person is highly imaginative on your part or just purely co-incidental ;-)

Back again!!!

Heyy...its been quite sometime since i posted...Well my trip to Bombay was all really good, had good fun actually...Right royal treatment over there :D Its May 30th already...i cant believe the hols are coming to an end...really..i can still very clearly recollect the last day of school...ha with my teacher talking to my mom and all...Ha things have been quite fun actually...Ive been allowed to go anywhere out of the house and come back whenever i want!! So yeah u sing that to my advantage, yea ive been having quite good fun but yeah missing my theatre times too...

Im not allowed to act in the forthcoming Landing Stage productoin Aladdin(which is on July 17th-19th btw) coz i dont know why...its just probably 10th and i guess i cant do both my music and theatre...so yea was whining bout dat for a lotta time...only consolation now is the sports coming on TV..India are back into their normal form, French Open on TV and Alonso winnig Grand Prixs...

Haaa...i got new speakers for my computer:D have definitley been using them...So much that i by mistake woke up my parents one night cause i was playing music in the night(which i didnt intend on doing) which convinced my dad that i was drunk so he like saw to it I went to bed :D I love bragging bout these speakers...they are new AltecLanzing with sub-woofer :D Well Kadhal Quadrilateral-II will come up soon on my blog dont worry...its just having some technical hitches :D Lately Ive been listening to like James Blunt, The Who, Yanni, Sean Paul :D, Oasis and Fort Minor...

Well i think its time i go...so until next time, byeee

p.s.The expressions show...i think i missed wrtiting bout that. It was just outtttt of the world...Keith on bass, Arun Kumar with percussions, Shyam on keyboards and of course Ganesh-Kumaresh...it was goood fun...and Fanaa...quite a sucky movie, My verdic 5/10. Boringg movie...which has an even suckier ending...its probably Aamir Khan`s style to like.................. in the end :D okay im not revealing too much of the story:D

p.p.s IF ANYONE IS INTERESTED IN DOING MY HOLIDAY HOMEWORK...PLZ PLZZ LEAVE A COMMENT!!BIEEEEEE

Funny court stuff

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.

Q: Are you sexually active?
A: No, I just lie there.
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Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July 15.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
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Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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Q: This condition you have... does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget? Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?_____________________________________

Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.
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Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.
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Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo or the occult?
A: We both do.
Q: Voodoo?
A: We do.
Q: You do?
A: Yes, voodoo.
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Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
A: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?_____________________________________

Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?______________________________________

Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that time?
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Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?
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Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A:! By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?______________________________________

Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female?
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Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
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Q: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
A: Oral.
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Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.
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Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
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Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?!
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.

Randomness

Im back from the dead. The reason why i dont post is coz im basically a very boring person, so I have nothing to talkl abuot AND coz ma dad pulled off the internet. Holidays. Well...its been pretty good so far, havent touched any homework n all but yea, pretty good. Havent been home fer d past three days. lol, Im posting frm Reliance WebWrld(dont ever try the place, sucky n dey charge you quite a BIT).

We had our cast party, AT LAST, almost a year after Mouk and say 6 months after Snow White?(Mouk n Snow white are the names of thwe plays I did). It was good, though not too many ppl came, actually 7 of the cast came frm Mouk.

This is gonna be quite a short post coz my balance is runing out as I write and yesss more posts will come in the days to come coz i just figured out that my house is wi-fi enabled. I swear I didnt do anything. I think the office nxt door enabled it fer sum 1km radius!! so i can browse for free and dwnload all i want! But yea, i need to have a laptop :(

Wokay until then, byee!!!

p.s. This post may soudn really really weird, but yea thats coz im bored n even i cant understand what im saying, so....

Saddam`s makeover

It is clear what Saddam Hussain wanted to do when he was found with a suitcase of money and the business card of a plastic surgeon and a suitcase full of money. He probably wanted to change his appearance and you can see he had quite a good escape plan!!! ;)